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Saturday, August 20, 2005 |
Hey
bitches! I'm back. I have received countless email
saying "ob1, wtf update your fuckin site!" Well I finally broke
down. I will start messing with the site more, I promise so stay
tuned.
To start off the school year right, I will be adding a hellava lot more games and updates to the site. So tell all your friends ob1 is back!!!!!! woot!
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Tuesday, November, 2004 |
Despite
Michael
Moore's efforts Bush retains his job as President.
I will tip my hat and compliment
John Kerry
for not being a
little bitch about the whole thing. It was a
tight race and he was a good challenger. But in the end he realized he wasn't
going to make it, so instead of contesting every state's vote count like some
other fucking crybaby we know, he bowed out gracefully. Kudos to him for that; I
think it sets up him nicely in 2008 should he decide to go double or nothing.
Anyhow, well as you can see I have been lazy on the updates. I know in the past I told you all updates would be more frequent, but I lied. Between work and drinking beer there hasn't been much time to fuck with it. I have been getting e-mails saying "ob1 you rock, wtf are you going to update your site?" or "ob1 you're site rocks, I access your site from school to play games because its the only one that's not blocked by my schools firewall" It's nice to know people enjoy the site. More games will be added within this week, I promise and again I will try to update more frequently.
Tara Reids nips | 10 New games added!
USELESS FACTS:
- You are born with the same number of muscle fibres as you have when you die....they just change size and shape during your life
- With only a four-week gestation period, a cottontail rabbit can produce 5 to 7 litters, and as many as 35 offspring per year
- Almonds belong to the same group of plants as the rose, plum, cherry & peach. They were not cultivated in the UK before 1562, and then chiefly for blossom.
- The English-language alphabet originally had only 24 letters. One missing letter was "J," which was the last letter to be added to the alphabet. The other latecomer to the alphabet was "U."
John Ashcroft resigns. D.C. safe for statue boobies once again
Second black hole found at the center of the Milky Way
Bank robber tries to turn himself in to police. Is told they're too busy, come back tomorrow
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Saturday, August 28, 2004 |
Some difficult words to say when you are
drunk...
Specificity
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
British Constitution
Some absolutely
impossible words to say when you are drunk.
Thanks, but I don't
want sex.
No, I don't want another drink.
No more kabobs for
me thank you.
Sorry, but you're not good looking enough for me.
Good evening officer.
I'm not interested in fighting you.
No one wants to hear me sing.
Brittney Spears again playing volleyball
9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15| 16 | 17
USELESS FACTS:
- Astronauts cannot belch (burp) in space because there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs
- Every hour one billion cells in the body must be replaced.
- The average day is actually 23 hours, 56 minutes and 4.09 seconds. We have a leap year every four years to make up for this shortfall
Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid pulled apart in fight over who is Paris Hilton's best friend.
Michael Jordan: Comeback No. 3, age 41?
Bush admits Iraq "miscalculation"
BUY A FUCKIN T-SHIRT I NEED MONEY
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Monday, August 23, 2004 |
A
recent European study showed
that women who performed fellatio on their male companions to completion (and
swallowing) gained an average of 48% less weight over a one year period than
their counterparts who did not. Two hundred subjects ate the same foods and
exercised in identical
routines during a 12 month study conducted by Ingrid Fleischer, Professor of
Science and Medicine at The University of Hamburg. Why the difference? Fleischer
says it may have to do with an ingredient in ejaculate which targets calories in
the digestive system. "In addition to sperm, the main components of semen are:
water, simple sugars, alkaline substances, prostaglandin, vitamin C, zinc and
some cholesterol.
As for the subjects who did not swallow
with their partners, some were convinced that they should try it.
An unnamed
female stated that if she knew that she could have not gained the weight she
did during the study, she would have "smoked his hog for three meals a day!"
Britney Spears 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6
USELESS FACTS:
- Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: spades, King David; clubs, Alexander the Great; hearts, Charlemagne; and diamonds, Julius Caesar.
- The telescope on Mount Palomar, California, can see a distance of 7,038,835,200,000,000,000,000 miles
- Seeing another person yawn makes it likely that you will yawn yourself. Thinking about, even reading about yawning can set you off. People with mental disorders such as psychoses rarely yawn.
The 25 best sports commericals of the last 25 years
What $50-per-barrel oil means to you
Maxim offers dates with its models to readers
Saturday August 7, 2004
Wow, it has been about
3 months since
I've been able to update the site. To adoring website fans
I apologize for
this. I was in California for about 45 days.
After returning
from California I
was busy looking for a new place then:
- Found a new place
- Took a week to fully
move in
- Went away for 2 weeks
- Worked over the weekend
- Broke up with girlfriend
- Flew to NY twice
Well there's more reasons
why I haven't been able to update the website but I can't think of any
at the moment but I'm going to try to update at
least once a week
again.
Oh yeah, someone hacked my
freakin Guestbook, so it will be down till it is secure =(
Look out for more
improvements on the website. I will be adding more games files and maybe
mess around with the layout a bit. Also might be moving the site to my
domain GiveMeYourLunchMoney.com So stay tuned.
USELESS FACTS:
- The world is not
round. It is an oblate spheroid, flattened at the poles, and bulging at
the equator.
- Cinderella's slipper,
many scholars believe, was made of fur, not glass. The word verre, or
"glass", they claim, was incorrectly substituted in early versions of
the story for the word vaire. In medieval French, vaire means "fur."
- Armadillos are the only
animal besides humans that can get leprosy
Wednesday February 4,
2004
Janet Jackson's hooter is
the
most searched item on the web EVER! Bigger then Sept. 11
You saw it here first!
ob1.rajuabju.com brought you Pictures of Janet Jackson's bare brest only
minutes after the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Since then ob1.rajuabju.com
has had a shitload of hits.
Opportunistic AOL asks for refund of Super Bowl spots because Miss
Jackson bared a boobie
USELESS FACTS:
- To make a one-pound comb
of honey, bees must collect nectar from about two million flowers
-Caligynephobia is the
fear of beautiful women.
- The tongue is the
only muscle in the human body that gets stronger as you get older.
Sunday February 1,
2004
Janet's Boob on Halftime Show!
Here is a
higher resolution
picture.
Here is a
close up for you pervs
and here is an
animated one
and
another
Oh yea, and New England won
32-29.
Eurotophobia is the fear of female gentalia.
Genophobia is the fear os sex.
If you are hedonophobic,you are afraid of feeling pleasure.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliphobia is the fear of long words.
Medorthophobia is the fear of an erect penis.
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