Monday April 19, 2004

Well it is about 12:55 A.M. and I wake up at about 6 A.M. tomorrow morning but I'm really not that tired so I decided to update this page.

When I came across this photo a few weeks ago on the internet I got a little kick out of it. Well, it turns out that he pist off an American-Islamic Relations group over in Washington DC. Some feel this photo is disrespectful to not only the Iraqi children in the photo, but to Arabs and Islam as a whole. Because you know, strapping fifteen pounds of dynamite to your chest and killing teenagers doesn't reflect poorly upon the Arab and Muslim communities at all. Or you know, filling a car with five hundred pounds of C4 explosives and destroying an entire fucking building of people who's sole purpose for being there is to get your electricity turned back on, that's perfectly fucking acceptable. No, no, surely focusing on one harmless prank photo that was taken to bring a little humor to an area filled with death and destruction (and suicide bombings) is much more of a slap in the face to Allah then killing innocent people in his name.

I wish I could take a vacation from people who piss me.

Now Time for Useless Facts!

- To keep cool, Ostriches urinate on their legs; it then evaporates like sweat.

- At latitude 60 degrees south you can sail all the way around the world.

- A cricket hears through it's legs.

Jesse Jackson graciously offers his services to negotiate for hostages held in Iraq. Praise gawd

Seven hundred U.S. soldiers have died so you could drive your SUV

MIT engineers develop "mood ring" that measures multiple health levels. Now, blue means you're gonna die

 

Tuesday April 13, 2004

HAPPY EASTER

Hope you all had a great Easter. I went to Walmart yesterday and bought some Easter Chocolate 50% off! I was pretty excited about that.

Jessica Alba Ashley Judd

Don't forget to keep checking up on our Games Section. The games section has been a big hit and have received many request for more.

USELESS FACTS:

- The expression 'wet your whistle' came from England. Since the pubs could get rather noisy, the makers of the ceramic beer mugs began to bake whistles into the handles. So when you wanted a drink, you would 'wet your whistle'

- The longest one-syllable word is "screeched."

- The act of a husband murdering his wife is called "uxoricide."

Britney Spears plans to do her own reality show -This should be interesting

New Miss USA likes super-sized value meals, bungee jumping, pig wrestling and has two master's degrees. Line starts here

 

Sunday April 4, 2004