Black Standup Comedy

This motherfucker meets this other motherfucker and he says, "Hey motherfucker, you gots a motherfuckin' banana in your ear!" Well dis other motherfucker goes, "Yo motherfucker, I can't motherfuckin' hear you. I gots a motherfuckin banana in my motherfuckin' ear!"

crunk

A)verb: "gettin crunk(ed) (up)"

1)the act of getting drunk, high on drugs or both
2) influencing an atmosphere to heighten the enjoyment of a party or gathering2A
3)combination of all the above3A... because people are wasted and excited


B)adjective:

1)containing intoxicated individuals who party up to the standards of the speaker 1B
2)generally exciting or enjoyable gathering because of celebration through mind-altering substances (ie. marijuana, cocaine, alchohol, acid)
3)better than the rest; in refference to a group of individuals, club, or particular party3B
2A"i'm finna take off ma clothes, shoot this bucardi, and get this bitch crunked up"

3A"we're getting crunked in this bitch/ this party is getting crunked"

1B"i know this bitch and tha niggas in it are crunk(ed) (up)"

3B"even yo' moms' crib is mo' crunked than this place"

That definition is courtesy of http://www.urbandictionary.com

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